Drive-in: "Miracle on 34th Street" Movie Trailer- Starring Edmund Gwenn, Maureen O'Hara and John Payne. Premiered 2 May 1947.

Drive-in: "Desk Set" Movie Trailer- Starring Spencer Tracy, Katharine Hepburn and Gig Young. Premiered 1 May 1957.

Drive-in: "It Happened On Fifth Avenue" Movie Trailer- Starring Don DeFore, Ann Harding and Charles Ruggles. Premiered 19 April 1947.

Drive-in: "The Miracle of the Bells" Movie Trailer- Starring Fred MacMurray, Alida Valli and Frank Sinatra. Premiered 27 March 1948.

Drive-in: "The Bishop's Wife" Movie Trailer- Starring Cary Grant, Loretta Young and David Niven. Premiered 16 February 1948.

Drive-in: "The Shop Around the Corner" Movie Trailer- Starring Margaret Sullavan, James Stewart and Frank Morgan. Premiered 12 January 1940.

Drive-in: "It's a Wonderful Life" Movie Trailer- Starring James Stewart, Donna Reed and Lionel Barrymore. Premiered 7 January 1947.

Christmas Satire and Humor: Elf help

Music Video: "We Three Kings" by Kamelot

Music Video: "Another Christmas Song" by Jethro Tull

Hope everybody's ringing on their own bell, this fine morning.
Hope everyone's connected to that long distance phone.
Old man, he's a mountain.
Old man, he's an island.
Old man, he's a-walking says
``I'm going to call, call all my children home.''

Hope everybody's dancing to their own drum this fine morning ---
The beat of distant Africa or a Polish factory town.
Old man, he's calling for his supper.
Calling for his whisky.
Calling for his sons and daughters, yeah ---
Calling all his children round.

Sharp ears are tuned in to the drones and chanters warming.
Mist blowing round some headland, somewhere in your memory.
Everyone is from somewhere ---
Even if you've never been there.
So take a minute to remember the part of you
That might be the old man calling me.

How many wars you're fighting out there, this winter's morning?
Maybe it's always time for another Christmas song.
Old man he's asleep now.
Got appointments to keep now.
Dreaming of his sons and daughters, and proving ---
Proving that the blood is strong.

Music Video: "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" by Spike Jones

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth (thweeth)
My two front teeth (thweeth)
My two front teeth. (thweeth)
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth (thweeth)
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.
It seems so long since I could say:
"Sister Susie sitting on the front steps."
Every time I try to speak all I do is whistle: ssssssss.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth (thweeth)
My two front teeth.
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth (thweeth)
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas

Music Video: "Santa, Bring My Baby" by The Smithereens

I don't need a lot of presents
To make my Christmas bright
I just need my baby's arms
Wound around me tight
Oh oh santa hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

The Christmas tree is ready
The candles all aglow
But with my baby far away
What good is mistletoe
Oh oh Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

Please make these reindeer hurry
Well their time is drawing near
It sure won't seem like Christmas
Until my baby's here
Fill my sock with candy
And a bright and shiny toy
You wanna make me happy and fill my heart with joy
Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

Please make these reindeer hurry
Well their time is drawing near
It sure won't seem like Christmas
Until my baby's here
Fill my sock with candy
And a bright and shiny toy
You wanna make me happy and fill my heart with joy
Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

Then Santa, hear my plea
Santa bring my baby back to me

Drive-in: "Holiday Affair" Movie Trailer- Starring Robert Mitchum, Janet Leigh and Wendell Corey. Premiered 24 December 1949.

Christmas Satire and Humor: Frosty makes a eco mistake

Music Video: "Twas the Night Before Christmas" by The December People

Music Video: "Christmas in Vegas" by Richard Cheese

Christmas in Las Vegas
Decorate your tree with chips
Let's roll a yo beneath the mistletoe
While that angel strips

Rudolph sold the sled, now he's betting on red
In a casino made out of gingerbread
Christmas in Las Vegas
It's a trip!

The wise men are rolling sevens
The elves are doubling down
Light a candle, and pull the handle
I love that jingling sound

Every showgirl and boy ride in a sleigh of joy
Pulled by eight tiny tigers eating Siegfried & Roy
Christmas in Las Vegas
What a town!

Santa brought me two aces
I wonder if I should split?
Hey waitress, bring me a drink, while I think
What would Jesus hit?

The strip lights are all twinkling
There's no room at the inn
But because 'tis the season
They'll comp a suite for Mary at the Wynn!

Christmas in Las Vegas
It's Bethlehem with Bling!

Let's hope the dealer brings four newborn kings
'Cause my baby needs a brand new pair of five golden rings

Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!
Cha cha cha ching

I said Christmas in Las Vegas really swings!

Music Video: "Christmas Is" by Lou Rawls

Christmas is carols to warm you in the snow
Christmas is bedtime when no one wants to go
All the world is tinsel white
So glad to know that Christmas is tonight

Merry Christmas, baby
Oh yeah
Merry Christmas
Good cheer, good cheer
Merry Christmas, one and all

Christmas is carols to warm you in the snow
Christmas is bedtime when no one wants to go
All the world is tinsel white
So glad to know that Christmas is tonight

Christmas, Merry Christmas
When all your wishes come true, woo
Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you

Merry Christmas, baby
I hope you get a whole lotta good presents
And a lot of toys to play with, baby
Merry Christmas, I hope Santa socks it to you

Music Video: "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain

Music Video: "The Christmas Song" by Smash Mouth

Christmas Satire and Humor: Friend Requests